Seattle Man Attacked By Wrench-Wielding Clown

This clown, however, seems to be an Avenging Clown of Wrench Justice.

An intoxicated man with a heavily bleeding head wound told Seattle Police Department officers a man dressed as a clown hit him with a wrench at a house party Saturday night in Maple Leaf.

Officers were called to a home in the 800 block of Northeast 80th Street around 11 p.m. to investigate an assault.

According to the police report for the incident, the owner of the home and other witnesses, who were all clearly intoxicated, said the victim had been acting inappropriately toward a woman at the party, attempting to "spoon" and "rub up on" her. They said the victim eventually went too far and was asked to leave the party.

Meanwhile, in France, two or three evil clowns attempted to block a retiree's car on the street, but fled when other cars arrived.

posted by Ace at 01:55 PM

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