Local Moron Makes Good: CAC Launches AoSHQ Decision Desk

It's pretty great.

I got a mention on the site. CAC offered me glowing thanks:

Ace (@aceofspadeshq). Your total indifference and utter lack of influence, encouragement, or inspiration was the greatest gift you could give us.

Yeah that is true, as I mentioned on the podcast last week (or the week before).

It's not that I didn't support CAC in pursuing his dream and taking a chance.

It's that I don't support anybody in pursuing his dream and taking a chance.

Frankly, that's just asking for trouble. People need to just accept that the world has a plan for each of us, and that plan is not good.

But what can you do about it? Try?

Trying is just failing with vigor.

Brandon (I guess we're calling him that now) welcomes people to the site:

Thanks out of the way, welcome to our site! We aim to provide a one-stop-shop for polls, a cross-party compilation of election analysis along with our own, and, of course, a fast and accurate alternative source for election returns on the big night. Why are we doing this? As conservatives obsessed with elections, we don’t want to see a repeat of 2012, where even some of the smartest analysts on the right allowed their bias to overwhelm their perception of the lay of the land. Partisans that we are, the data is what it is, and the final results the same.Take a look around, add us to your favorites, and together, let us enjoy the roller coaster ending of Election 2014 and await the start of the next cycle!

-Brandon Finnigan (@conartcritic)

Creator & Director of AoSHQDD (@aoshqdd)

Ohhhh... you're the "creator" and "director" of the site. Both?

No room to toss me a title, huh? Not even "Executive Producer"? Everyone knows the title means nothing.

Nothing, except respect.

Known Betrayers:

Gabriel "Ungrateful Loaf of Bread" Malor

Brandon "The Meatball" Finnigan

Not Yet Betrayers But Frankly Sketchy as F**k:

Everyone else

posted by Ace at 07:40 PM

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