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August 15, 2014

Top Five True Medical Facts About a 0.238 Blood Alcohol Content

5. In medical terminology, 0.238 BAC is midway between "Fraternity Hazing Drunk" and "Drinking to Forget It All Drunk"

4. At 0.238 BAC, you are not charged with Driving Under the Influence; you are charged with Sleeping In Motion

3. If you stacked up all the shotglasses needed to get you to a 0.238 BAC, they would reach all the way from the floor to one inch above the floor, because they all fell down already, because you're fucking drunk and really shouldn't be stacking things made of glass

2. If you attempt to evade arrest with a 0.238 BAC, and you succeed for at least 20 minutes, the cops give you a Fucking Medal right there on the spot

1. At 0.238 Blood Alcohol Content, the human body begins spontaneously generating olives

By the way, this is all being completely misinterpreted. Governor Perry's veto threat was an attempt at an Intervention. It was cosponsored by Dr. Drew Pinsky.

In the below video, the money part is 5:30-6:00.

And then there's this.


More: She was driving in the bike lane, and then weaving into oncoming traffic, according to a phoned-in tip.

She eventually stopped and parked in a church driveway. This is when the cops found her.

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