Intermarkets' Privacy Policy
Support


Donate to Ace of Spades HQ!



Recent Entries
Absent Friends
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024
Captain Hate 2023
moon_over_vermont 2023
westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me
Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups






















« Again: In Another Briefing in 2012, Jonathan Gruber Committed the Same "Speak-O" and Said that States Which Refuse to Set Up Obamacare Exchanges Would Lose "Hundreds of Millions in Tax Credits" (Federal Subsidies) | Main | Jon Gruber, Asked About His Second Statement That Only State Exchanges Are Eligible For Subsidies: "Same Answer" (That Is, The Second Time Was Also a "Speak-O") »
July 25, 2014

One Man Dreamed, "Why Shouldn't a Chair Have the Feel and Smell of an Obese Man's Flubbery Leathery Belly?"
His Dream Is Now Our Reality.

The dream made flesh.

Gigi Barker, a London-based designer, has designed a leather chair with a pheromone-impregnated silicone base that makes it feel (and smell!) like you’re lounging in the fleshy, comforting folds of a man’s belly. Barker spent two years perfecting the disturbingly realistic texture and color, which is pink and lightly mottled. The scent comes from the aftershave of the anonymous man whose form the chair is modeled on.


skinchair.jpg

Someone check if Gigi Barker is an anagram of H.R. Geiger.

Okay, giving it "the ol' once-over," it appears to be not be an anagram of H.R. Geiger.






Recent Comments
Blast Hardcheese: "Foist? ..."

davidt: ""What do the Heavens call it: Aluminium or Aluminu ..."

Blanco Basura - Z28.310 [/i] [/b] [/u] [/s]: "Yay, National Calzone Day ONT! ..."

[/i][/b]andycanuck (hovnC)[/s][/u]: "#383 I'm sorry; the PDT Dearborn clip is only 31 s ..."

weft cut-loop[/i][/b] [/s]: "[i]What do the Heavens call it: Aluminium or Alumi ..."

Carlyl: "Dana Plato was my first teenage crush. Those tight ..."

Some Ork: "[i]WAAAAAAHHHHHH!! (stompy foot)[/i] Agreed ..."

Ciampino - Real Science is wonderful: "390 What do the Heavens call it: Aluminium or Alum ..."

Sad mewling nevertrump troll: "WAAAAAAHHHHHH!! (stompy foot) ..."

Question Authority bumper sticker: "139 65 The best ever version of "I will Survive" ..."

Eromero: "387 Sounds delish, any left? USB 3.0? Sounded g ..."

Notorious BFD: "[i]Steven Miller, MD, PhD[/i] He flew like an e ..."

Recent Entries
Search


Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64