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July 25, 2014

One Man Dreamed, "Why Shouldn't a Chair Have the Feel and Smell of an Obese Man's Flubbery Leathery Belly?"
His Dream Is Now Our Reality.

The dream made flesh.

Gigi Barker, a London-based designer, has designed a leather chair with a pheromone-impregnated silicone base that makes it feel (and smell!) like you’re lounging in the fleshy, comforting folds of a man’s belly. Barker spent two years perfecting the disturbingly realistic texture and color, which is pink and lightly mottled. The scent comes from the aftershave of the anonymous man whose form the chair is modeled on.

Someone check if Gigi Barker is an anagram of H.R. Geiger.

Okay, giving it "the ol' once-over," it appears to be not be an anagram of H.R. Geiger.

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One Man Dreamed, "Why Shouldn't a Chair Have the Feel and Smell of an Obese Man's Flubbery Leathery Belly?"His Dream Is Now Our Reality.

One Man Dreamed, "Why Shouldn't a Chair Have the Feel and Smell of an Obese Man's Flubbery Leathery Belly?"
His Dream Is Now Our Reality.