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July 14, 2014

Important: Eddie Vedder Needs You to Know That Israel Shouldn't Attack Hamas Over the Murders of Three Teenagers Because We Have "Technology" That Allows Us to Share Selfies on Social Media

Via Twitchy, an official Caution due to profanity and dumb.

Oh, by the way: #TheBearIsLoose!!!

If cutting line at a famous Austin BBQ joint lost Barack Obama a few approval rating points, the conversation he had with the cashier probably cost him even more.

When Franklin Barbecue cashier Daniel Rugg Webb saw his chance to speak to the president Thursday, he exclaimed: 'Equal rights for gay people!' Obama then asked, 'Are you gay.'

'Only when I'm having sex,' answered the part-time comedian, which made the president laugh before he realized children were around.


Lives at the eatery are infamously long, and have been known to stretch as long as three hours wait.

But Mr Obama did no waiting today, as he showed up at the restaurant, shook a few hands and made his way straight to the register to order more than $300 worth of meat.
'I know this is a long line. I feel real bad, but -- Im gonna cut' Obama said.

Even restaurant owner Aaron Franklin said the move was unheard of.

'That's out thing, no one skips the line...except Obama,' Mr Franklin told the Statesman.

The Bear is Entitled.

Oh, and now we have another #Hastag: #TheSheBearIsLoose.

The Washington Post's restaurant reviewer floats that potential hashtag game while suggesting that Michelle Obama should become a spokeswoman for... L'Oreal.

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