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New Media Darling & American Hero, Tim Howard, US Men's National Team Goalie, Is (Shhh) a ChristianI was actually wondering about this. I had been reading about him, and I had gotten that vibe, but the news sources I was reading apparently didn't want to ask about something so weird and alienating. Before we get to that, in case you didn't know, Howard is being celebrated for a heroic performance defending the net during the loss against Belgium. He successfully batted away sixteen shots on goal, a record in the World Cup, apparently (and a bit of indictment of his teammates who permitted Belgium so many shots on goal). So, he's the most romantic sort of hero: The hero in a lost cause. The thing that everyone's reporting today is that he is a lifelong sufferer from a mild case of Tourette's Syndrome. He does not have the verbal-outburst kind (which is a tiny fraction of Tourette's cases), but rather the uncontrollable-bodily-tic version of it. Which is a hell of a thing to overcome for a professional athlete in position that is foundationally all about motor coordination and reflexes. Everyone is copying this old Der Spiegel interview with Howard. And I do mean copying; I saw French newspapers pulling out almost all the quotes from it, and then the Washington Post did it again today. So I'll copy their copying. SPIEGEL: Mr. Howard, what distinguishes a goalkeeper with Tourette syndrome from a goalkeeper without? His Tourette's Syndrome apparently spurred him into becoming an OCD sufferer as well; he used to collect rocks for no reason, straighten sticks, etc., and various other OCD sort of counting/straightening tics. This is interesting: Tourette's can grant you an advantage, too. SPIEGEL: A common accompanying feature of Tourette's is that the person affected has unusually swift reactions. Was that one of the reasons why you started playing basketball and football in high school? He is then asked a batch of questions about the insults he'd get while playing in England, being called "disabled," "the cursing goalkeeper" (even though he never actually curse), and other disparagements. I should note at this point that everyone is claiming that he was "reportedly" called "retarded" by the British tabloid papers, but no one is able to come up with a link to any newspaper saying so. People just keep saying it "reportedly" happened, but there's no evidence for it. I like how he answers this question: SPIEGEL: During your three years at Manchester United you often lost your regular position to the second-string goalie, Roy Caroll. Did he ever have anything unkind to say to you in the course of your rivalry? By the way, that's the answer that made me think he was a Christian. People don't talk like that. That is an archaic (and elegant) way to put it; I immediately wondered what he was reading that put that sort of formulation into the active-sentence-construction part of his brain. My third guess was "The Bible." It took me three guesses to get to the obvious one. Only one network transcript ever admitted Howard’s faith – in 2010, according to a Nexis search. On June 17, 2010, NBC "Nightly News" Reporter Ian Williams described Howard as "grounded by a strong Christian faith." Howard Now being a skeptic, I wondered if that is just something an athlete says for PR purposes, and I still wonder that, but there seems to be evidence that it's real enough: When Tim moved to England, he was no longer surrounded by all his Christian friends. He grew frustrated and discouraged while looking for a church. He had to survive a lean and lonely time and make new friends. Tim knew he had to get his faith out in the open. I'm not noting this because of any Christian triumphalism. I'm not a Christian. (Well, culturally I am.) I'm just noting it because the chief transmitters of our culture are relentlessly hostile to Christians, and disparage them almost every single day (unless they're an "alternative" style Christian, like that tattooed lesbian preacher the media was so smitten with a few months back). So it's interesting that their new Hero -- The One Who Will Make Elegant, European Soccer Popular Among the American Heathens -- is actually one of the American Heathens they despise. And it's of course always nice to see the bigotries of the arrogant and powerful challenged and undermined. | Recent Comments
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