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July 02, 2014
Of Course: Dracula, The Superhero Origin Story Movie
In the future, all movies will be superhero origin story movies.
By the future, I mean this year.
Dracula's archenemy: The Turks. No really, it seems like they're his Hydra.
If you're wondering about the voice of the actor playing Dracula's vampire-sire, I think it's Charles Dance, "Tywin Lannister" from Game of Thrones.
Scanning IMDB.com, it seems that the legendary Russian witch Baba Yaga has a large part in the film. Of course, she is played by a hottie, because: Superhero movie.