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Overnight Open Thread (5-29-2014) – Meet Me By the Third Pyramid EditionFrank J. Fleming: Why I Support the Mutant Registration Act Look not to get all pedantic but the very first word of "human rights" makes it quite clear who actually gets them. I know everyone is going to call me a bigot and say I'm on the wrong side of history, but it still needs to be said: the Mutant Registration Act just makes sense. Now Canada thinks they're too goody-good to allow the registration of clearly dangerous mutants but they seem to have no problems at all with setting up a registry of people who didn't get vaccinated. "A national vaccination registry would identify which Canadians have been fully vaccinated, those who have received less than a full dose of shots, and those who have not been vaccinated at all. Having a vaccine registry in place in the event of an outbreak of measles, whooping cough, and diseases like these would enable public health officials to identify the children and adults who need vaccinations. Getting them the shots they need would reduce the risk of anyone on the list getting sick, and would also reduce the threat of an outbreak in the community in which they live or travel to [and] from." Look getting whooping cough is no fun at all - but on the other I have yet to ever see someone with it ever accidentally fry innocent bystanders alive with their un-obscured vision. Let's get our risk priorities straight here. "The reason the first three Star Wars movies were so terrific, and the second three sucked so bad, is actually very simple. The first three were about rebels, shooting guns and driving fast, and speaking with American accents. The second three were about politicians, discussing treaties and holding court, and speaking with British accents.
Wait What: The Supreme Court Changing Its Decisions Years After the Fact? "The Supreme Court has been quietly revising its decisions years after they were issued, altering the law of the land without public notice." Reporters Shocked When Their Targets Talk Back The Koch brothers aren't even human beings so how dare they aggressively attack false claims against them and publicly expose the dishonesty of reporters trying to set them up. Valerie Plame: Outing, Schmouting Valerie Plame doesn't deny that blowing the cover of the CIA station chief in Afghanistan is a serious matter. It's just that, discussing the issue at a Wednesday evening forum sponsored by The Atlantic, Plame seemed to view the outing of the CIA's top spy on the front lines in the Afghan war as more of an embarrassment than an outrage. However unlike Plame the CIA station chief now faces a real risk of torture and death due to his cover being blown with absolutely no prospects for a Vanity Fair cover. What Really Happened to Gibson Guitar What I did not know until I read this article was that it was the unions all along. The Feds were just their muscle. This Ohio Korean War Memorial is a Historical Photoshop Horror Well at least it's not as bad as the Danish Royal Family's portrait. Are Your Hands and Feet 'Registered as Deadly Weapons'? It seemed like you heard this phrase all the time in the 70s during the Kung Fu boom but I always assumed it was just a BS story that people used to sound scary. But it turns out that it actually is true in Guam. But law professor Eugene Volokh has found a place where the old urban myth about "hands and feet registered as deadly weapons" is actually true: the US Territory of Guam. He quotes the statutes (law profs are always doing that!): Just remember that registration always leads to eventual confiscation. Fiat Chrysler CEO: Please Don't Buy Our Electric Car Sure they lose money on every sale but they make it up by discouraging customers from buying them. "The CEO of Fiat Chrysler said he hopes that people don't buy his company's electric car, the Fiat 500e, which he is forced to sell at a loss because of state and federal mandates. 'I hope you don't buy it because every time I sell one it costs me $14,000,' Sergio Marchionne told the audience at the Brookings Institute during a discussion of the auto bailout. 'I'm honest enough to tell you that I will make the car, I'll make it available which is my requirement but I will sell the limit of what I need to sell and not one more,' said Marchionne. Fiat Chrysler produces two Fiat 500s. The gas-powered Fiat 500 has a base price of $17,300. The electric Fiat 500e runs $32,650. In his candid remarks, Marchionne blamed regulations set in place in California and by President Obama." On the other hand I think the color and styling of the Fiat 500e does a pretty good job of protecting Chrysler's bottom line just by themselves. Gun Lubricant Corrosion Test Updated Granted this is under more extreme conditions than your guns are likely to see but there are clearly some huge differences in how effective they are. Husband of Pregnant Pakistani Stoning Victim: I Killed My First Wife to Marry Her Okay I'm sure there are a couple of decent Pakistanis but if we just vaporized the entire country, I'm also quite sure that the global average of nearly every single indicator of human progress would go up as well. The husband of Farzana Parveen, the Pakistani woman stoned to death for refusing to participate in an arranged marriage, told CNN he killed his first wife so he could marry Parveen. How to Torture Your Coworkers Through Outlook Okay this is potentially kinda evil so use with extreme caution and only on the truly deserving. It always starts with a simple plan. Yahoo group. That is all. Come on be a smartie - join the yahoo group party! For the children. And my lo-fi Twitter spew. Tonight's post brought to you by Easy Company at the Eagle's Nest: Notice: Posted by permission of LaceWigsCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips plus $1 for S&H to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send your scraps to BizarroAce. Do not trigger happy-fun ball. | Recent Comments
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