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May 16, 2014

Awesome: A College for Low-Achieving Dummies, St. Thomas of Minnesota, Protests a Camel Petting Zoo for "Hump Day" (Get It?) Because... Camels Can Be Seen as Racist


Schools for dummies should really get their dummies under control so the whole world isn't informed that they're a school for dummies.

These dummies at these dummy-schools are decreasing the (limited) value of the Dummy Degrees for all the other dummies attending them.

The higher-functioning dummies at these dummy-schools really need to have a word with the lower-functioning dummies.

Via Allergic to Bull.

Kevin D. Williamson asked this question earlier -- do leftwing students at these less-prestigious schools think they can increase the prestige of their school by out-radicalizing better schools?

Do they think that they can boost their own schools' mediocre academic standing by simply carrying on like petulant little dum-dums?

I've noticed this myself. The dummies in the dumber schools tend to be more stupidly radical than the not-quite-so-dumb dummies at the better schools.

Sort of like slower children trying to imitate their sharper, older siblings, and embarrassing everyone as they get it wrong.

The not-quite-so-dumb dummies at higher-ranked institutions are at least smart enough to know, usually, that protesting a "Hump Day" camel petting zoo Because Racist is pretty dumb and will bring intellectual shame on themselves.

But in the not-so-competitive schools, the dummies are dumb enough to think "Oh man, is this a great idea or what?!"

Because, see, they're dum-dums. They have dumb little dummy-brains that think stupidthoughts and dumb little mouths that open up and vomit out embarrassment.

Employer Alert

Students at St. Thomas in Minnesota think that camels are racist.

So, be careful about hiring them.

Maybe you would be better off hiring unshod carney-folk and circus monkeys.

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