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March 23, 2014

Anyone Who Said The Left Would Blame the Flight 370 Disappearance on Global Warming on Day 13, Please Go to the Cashier to Collect Your Winnings

See, it's harder to find the wreckage of the plane, because we done messed up the ocean's currents with our global warmenating behavior.

The claim is that global warming has already disrupted the expected currents, and... whatever. You read it.

Blame this one on @theh2.

Meanwhile, a French satellite has, maybe, found additional possible wreckage floating in the ocean. But as of yet, no human beings have gotten close enough to the various possible debris fields to confirm they're part of Flight 370.

Details on the French data were not immediately released. The statement from Malaysia called the information "new satellite images," while a statement from France's Foreign Ministry said "radar echoes taken by a satellite" had located floating debris but made no mention of imagery.

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