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December 04, 2013

Wow: Acolytes Sing Songs of Devotion to the Cult of the State

Via Naked DC, where you can see what songs these are parodying/ripping off or whatever.

Barack Obama is an incompetent idiot, but he does understand one thing. It's a creepy thing -- the Nazis and Soviets understood it as well -- but he definitely does get it.

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.

Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime.

Give a man a Cult of Fish, which talks a lot about the Wonders of Fish and the cult-leaders' ability to provide fish to all who want them (despite not doing so),
and then he won't mind that you're not giving him any fish or teaching him how to fish either.

Because you've given him something better. You've given his empty life a semblance of meaning, and you've given his incoherent and craven thoughts some structure.

And he'll thank you for that forever. Even though, still, no fish.

He'll blame the Cult's list of approved devils for the lack of fish, and he'll praise you for your wondrous intentions to provide fish.

Or at least your determination to talk a lot about fish. Fish, fish, fish, And The Middle Class.

Even if you never actually produce a single fish, and in fact cancel the fish-plans of five million people.

I haven't gone Godwin. It's just not capable of being unnoticed any longer.

A lot of people are noticing just how creepy the Cult of the State is.


I liked this video better, which got to the heart of the matter way back in 2008:

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posted by Ace at 04:55 PM

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