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September 04, 2013

Something to lighten the mood: a $30k coffin with bitch'n sound system

Even if you're not dead, this might be just the thing to liven up a Cory Feldman'esque birthday party. As part of your dining room furniture, I'm sure it would also be suitable for storing fine china, crystal, serving trays and such, as well as the occasional dead body should the seafood salad go bad...

...people can compile their own personal playlists before they die and the music will be streamed into their coffin...
...The music is piped into the casket via two-way front speakers, 4 inch mid-bass drivers, divine tweeters and a hell-of-an-8-inch subwoofer'...

I'm not dead and this thing's got my lamer stereo beat. They've even dealt with heat dissipation issues for the electronics.

...fitted with an external cooling system so they don't overheat...

I can see where premature decomp from higher temperatures might be unseemly. Once your eardrums are rotted away, the whole point of the thing becomes moot, right?

I told Ace I wasn't the guy to do consumer electronics reviews, but sometimes a shiny object catches even my Luddite oriented eyes.

posted by Purp at 11:43 AM

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As part of your dining room furniture, I'm sure it would also be suitable for storing fine china, crystal, serving trays and such, as well as the occasional dead body should the seafood salad go bad... ...people can compile their own personal playlists before they die and the music will be streamed into their coffin... ...The music is piped into the casket via two-way front speakers, 4 inch mid-bass drivers, divine tweeters and a hell-of-an-8-inch subwoofer'... I'm not dead and this thing's got my lamer stereo beat. They've even dealt with heat dissipation issues for the electronics. ...fitted with an external cooling system so they don't overheat... I can see where premature decomp from higher temperatures might be unseemly. Once your eardrums are rotted away, the whole point of the thing becomes moot, right? 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