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September 04, 2013
Ariel Castro Now Writing Childrens Book and Hanging From a Gallows In Hell But Mostly Hanging from a Gallows in Hell for All Eternity
A man who can light up a room by entering at box.
Ariel Castro, the man convicted earlier this year of kidnapping three woman, holding them in his Cleveland home for nearly a decade, and repeatedly sexually assaulting them, committed suicide in his Ohio jail cell Tuesday night, according to an Ohio corrections official.
Here's my fantasy: The victims' statements, tearing into this monster, made an impact on him, and burrowed into his brain, and tore at his conscience until they eventually executed their own death penalty.
But that would imply a conscience to torment. More than likely he was just a soulless monster who didn't care much about his life or anyone else's and he just made a cold-blooded decision that he'd rather be dead than sitting in a cell the rest of his life.
Remember the ONT is below this post. This post is just for shadenmasturbation.