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August 09, 2013

Michelle Malkin: Bob Filner and The Great #WarOnWomen Cover-Up

By the way, another victim came forward, the 13th or 14th (depending on if you count the Escondido Deputy Mayor's "What's Your Sitch?" incident), alleging an escalation in the Filner Headlock to the Filner Choke Hold. So I guess she was especially desirable. Or vulnerable. Maybe Filner thought she was a rape survivor.

Michelle Malkin would like to know where the #WarOnWomen Valkyries during Filner's
twenty year history of abuse as a sitting United States Congressman.

When feminists ask how this could have happened for so long, they need to start asking every last enabling Democratic woman on the Hill. They need to start asking every last enabling liberal female pundit, columnist, and media insider who peddled GOP-bashing War on Women propaganda while Filthy Filner was on the loose.

With the grope-and-headlock count rising like Bob’s libido at a Planned Parenthood fundraiser, it strains credulity to believe that the Democratic female elite in Washington didn’t purposely look the other way at this insatiable entrenched beast’s abuse of power. Power doesn’t just corrupt the old-boys’ club in three-piece suits. It corrupts the old-girls’ club in pumps and progressive clothing, too.

Now the #WarOnWomen were willing to look the other way while Filner was groping his way up and down the handshake lines, but now that his behavior is known and thus a threat to them, Sexual Harassment Brunhildas like Barbara Boxer are very desperate to make sure the media reports how "outraged" they are to suddenly discover what they've known for years and years.

John Sexton reports on what Filner's Sleepaway Camp Sex Addiction looks like and what sorts of Arts and Crafts therapies are available therein.

A sample schedule indicates that most days begin at 9:30am with "check-in and accountability." At 10:15am there is a lecture on various topics related to sexual addiction such as "The Reality of Sexual Addiction." Next comes lunch and a support group which lasts until 2:15pm. This is followed by an hour of individual therapy. Another lecture goes until 4:30pm and there is one more hour of individual therapy from 5-6pm.

Then comes Sexual Puppet Aversion Therapy, which consists of someone hitting you with an Elmo muppet until your hard-on goes away.

"The Fountain of Healthy Attitudes Towards Sexuality"
Not depicted: Bob Filner furiously masturbating
to a box of Girl Scout cookies just outside of frame

What's Filner's prognosis? Well, I'm sure they'll have lots of luck reforming a 70 year old man who's been doing this his whole life. As the old saying goes, "Old dogs love new tricks!!!"

Robert Weiss, the director of SRI, refused to confirm whether Filner was being treated at his facility. This is not surprising given that SRI's admission form states "Unless legally bound to do so (see below) we will not release any information about our clients to any party without an SRI Release of Information form signed by the client."

However Weiss did tell ABC more generally "If someone comes to me and they have been publicly exposed … and are in denial … that's not someone that's going to make it in two weeks of treatment." Weiss said that someone who refuses to let go of power may have a challenge ahead because "people I work with need to tune down their lives."

And also, their visible erections, but I guess that's implied by "context clues."

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