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June 01, 2013

Out of the Mouths of Liberals [OregonMuse]

Happy weekend to one and all. And now for something completely different. Or, not:

Richochet has already done this, but I thought I'd rip it off and do it here, because I'm not very original or creative. Also, it sounds like fun.

OK, so the question is, what is the craziest, dumbest, most relentlessly idiotic, jaw-droppingly imbecilic thing ever said to you by a liberal? And I don't mean the usual "Obama is good", "Republicans are mean" LIV talking points, I'm talking about remarks that are just so full of weapons-grade stupid that you're left gasping for air like a gutted fish, completely speechless, and feeling like your head has been filled with Elmer's glue.

Just how dumb can they get? Let's see what you've got.

And no fair just Googling for quotes from Nancy Pelosi or Keith Olbermann, it has to be something that was said directly to you personally.

I'll prime the pump with a few examples:

"The main stream media are hopelessly biased in favour of the right - a result of the fact that they are owned by mega-corporations."
A woman I met in a dog park in San Diego told me that she didn't mind illegal immigration as long as it didn't bring down her property values
Another one responded to my reference to the famous Chesterton quote about how people shouldn't change things without first understanding why they are the way they are in the first place by asking me if I thought women should be allowed to wear pants.

And this last one is moron-worthy:

I was once told by my friend's girlfriend that Kentucky Fried Chicken had to change its name to KFC because all the antibiotics they gave to the chickens had mutated them to such an extent that they could no longer be legally called chicken. I thought she was joking and laughed. This resulted in an hour-long lecture on the evils of GM food, meat, hydrocarbons, the Iraq War and country music. We were on a road trip and I was a captive audience. It was one of the most unpleasant experiences of my life, and I've been arrested in Mexico.


I know many of you morons have spouses, in-laws, siblings, etc., who are brain-damaged liberal and spout insanely liberal things at family gatherings. So I'm thinking there should be all sorts of fuel available for building a roaring conflagration of stupid.

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