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February 18, 2013

Colorado Lawmaker: Ladies, You Don't Need a Gun, We Have Rape-Free Zones

Stupid with a side-order of Women Are Too Paranoid About Sexual Assault.

ďItís why we have call boxes, itís why we have safe zones, itís why we have the whistles. Because you just donít know who youíre gonna be shooting at. And you donít know if you feel like youíre gonna be raped, or if you feel like someoneís been following you around or if you feel like youíre in trouble when you may actually not be, that you pop out that gun and you pop Ö pop around at somebody.Ē

We have safe zones.


You see, ladies? If you just could keep in the Designated Zones, and not spend too much time in the Authorized Rape Zone, everything would just be jake.

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