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Overnight Open Thread (SMODLET Edition)![]() Well this does not surprise me. The State Of The Union Is......Dumber. Pretty funny that W scored higher than the vaunted Constitutional Law professor. Chubby Checker Good Lord, they really do have an app for everything. Chubby Checker Sues Hewlett Packard Over Penis App. Chubby Checker is suing Hewlett-Packard for “all profits” received from the sale of the penis sizing application. That figure is close to $500 million. I call BS on this. No way that app has made $500M. No way. Pro Gun Posters ![]() Heh. Eight 2nd Amendment Posters That Illustrate The Fallacy Of The Left's Arguments. The Last Beerfighter ![]() Oh I gotta get one of these for the "office". Beercade Replaces Arcade Coin Slots With Beer Taps, Rewards Winner With Brew. The Next Big Spice Every year, McCormack lists spices that they think will be big in cooking and this year, they think Dukkah And Broccoli will be it. What's dukkah you ask?
A Good Clay To Die Hard Concierge Medicine This won't be good for the masses. Good for the folks that can afford it though. 1 in 10 Doctor Practices Flee Medicare To Concierge Medicine. OK So do you know what "OK" Stands For?
Another Study Of The Obvious ![]() Well duh! Women Are Intolerant Of Sexy Peers. In Study 1, an experimental design was used to test the evolutionary-based hypothesis that women would be intolerant of sexy women and would censure those who seem to make sex too readily available. Results provide strong empirical support for intrasexual competition among women. Using independent raters, blind to condition, we found that almost all women were rated as reacting negatively (“bitchy”) to an attractive female confederate when she was dressed in a sexually provocative manner. In contrast, when she was dressed conservatively, the same confederate was barely noticed by the participants. In Study 2, an experimental design was used to assess whether the sexy female confederate from Study 1 was viewed as a sexual rival by women. Results indicated that as hypothesized, women did not want to introduce her to their boyfriend, allow him to spend time alone with her, or be friends with her.
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