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February 08, 2013

Are You In the Market for a New Car?
How About a Grand Mal Seizure?
What If I Told You You Could Now Get Both -- At the Same Place?

Wow, I am not kidding about the seizure part

Hey, Don't Click; Poor Guy's Bandwidth is Getting Hammered. See The Screencap Below Instead; It's Less Seizurey Anyway. You'll get the gist.

AndyU. just emailed me to say, "There's one site on the web that looks worse than ours."

Update: What are they selling again?

Cars right?

Not mobile missile launchers, right?


lingscars.jpg

Some will say this is fake.

I say to such skeptics: Shut up.

Satisfied Customers: Look at these satisfied customers of Ling's Cars.

Could they all be wrong?!?

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