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February 08, 2013

CBS Forbids Exposure of Buttocks, "Puffy" Areas at Grammys;
Ashley Judd Hardest Hit

Recording artists. You have to specify these things for them.

"Buttocks cracks" are forbidden. The recording artists didn't know that.

Whenever I read about celebrities and their planned outrages, I always think of President of the Galaxy Zaphod Beeblebrox, whose real job was not to wield power, but to distract away from real power.

I suppose celebrities are useful. I don't mind being distracted on occasion. I have to admit I'm sometimes pleased by their calculated outrages.

In the American Imperial Court, celebrities are our fools, and recording artists are the fools who show their boobies and buttocks.

Still and all... it's all a bit ridiculous that these idiots hand out Medals and Trophies and Certificates of Effort to each other, and even more ridiculous that we (or at least, some of us) watch them doing so.

Oh Dear Sweet Stupid: Spoken word category?

You know it: Obama, Clinton, Ellen DeGeneres, Rachel Maddow.







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