Overnight Open Thread (No Hope & Spare Change Edition)

Top 10 Myths About Mass Shootings. So while our elected dimwits continue to think that passing legislation will somehow stop mass killings, they do nothing about things that are far more likely to happen to your precious child in school. Namely sexual assault/abuse by their teachers.

Statistical sampling of the student population nationwide indicates that 4.5 million students currently in grades K-12 have suffered some form of sexual abuse by an educator, and more than 3 million have experienced sexual touching or assault.

Clearly, we need to ban mace now. Beware The Muffin Macer.

Childhood Games

No more dodgeball, no more tag and now it seems that Hide And Seek is next. Seriously?

R2-D2 Shoes

Here ya go 'ettes. Some shoes. With blinkin' lights. DIY R2-D2 Shoes.

Fapplebee's Fiasco

This will now be the poster child for when a company screws the pooch in social media. Applebee's Overnight Social Media Meltdown.

Sole Food

Think you got it bad? Try cooking without arms.

Scientific Study

All of you morons who thought breasts just bounce, well science says no. Evidently, They Do Figure Eights.

This study aimed to assess the trajectory of breast displacement in 3 dimensions during walking and running gait, as this may improve bra design and has yet to be reported. Fifteen D-cup participants had reflective markers attached to their nipples and trunk to monitor absolute and relative breast displacement during treadmill walking (5 kph) and running (10 kph). During the gait cycle, the breast followed a figure-of-eight pattern with four movement phases. Despite a time lag in resultant breast displacement compared with the trunk, similar values of breast displacement were identified across each of the four phases.

Kitteh Poetry

It's better than gay cowboy poetry. I Could Pee On This And Other Poems From Cats.

Kitteh Video

With the coming apocalypse (actually, it's happening right now right?), one must exercise to be in shape to endure the pain and suffering. First step is to stretch as shown by....

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