« Like the Taco Bell Doritos Taco? | Main | Sunday Morning Open Thread »
February 02, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (No Hope & Spare Change Edition)

Top 10 Myths About Mass Shootings. So while our elected dimwits continue to think that passing legislation will somehow stop mass killings, they do nothing about things that are far more likely to happen to your precious child in school. Namely sexual assault/abuse by their teachers.

Statistical sampling of the student population nationwide indicates that 4.5 million students currently in grades K-12 have suffered some form of sexual abuse by an educator, and more than 3 million have experienced sexual touching or assault.


Clearly, we need to ban mace now. Beware The Muffin Macer.

Childhood Games

No more dodgeball, no more tag and now it seems that Hide And Seek is next. Seriously?

R2-D2 Shoes

Here ya go 'ettes. Some shoes. With blinkin' lights. DIY R2-D2 Shoes.

Fapplebee's Fiasco

This will now be the poster child for when a company screws the pooch in social media. Applebee's Overnight Social Media Meltdown.

Sole Food

Think you got it bad? Try cooking without arms.

Scientific Study

All of you morons who thought breasts just bounce, well science says no. Evidently, They Do Figure Eights.

This study aimed to assess the trajectory of breast displacement in 3 dimensions during walking and running gait, as this may improve bra design and has yet to be reported. Fifteen D-cup participants had reflective markers attached to their nipples and trunk to monitor absolute and relative breast displacement during treadmill walking (5 kph) and running (10 kph). During the gait cycle, the breast followed a figure-of-eight pattern with four movement phases. Despite a time lag in resultant breast displacement compared with the trunk, similar values of breast displacement were identified across each of the four phases.

Kitteh Poetry

It's better than gay cowboy poetry. I Could Pee On This And Other Poems From Cats.


Kitteh Video

With the coming apocalypse (actually, it's happening right now right?), one must exercise to be in shape to endure the pain and suffering. First step is to stretch as shown by....


Tonight's ONT brought to you by:


Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maet or CDR M. Otherwise send tips to Ace.





Recent Comments
Gossamer Penguin: "@234 Yeah, everyone conveniently forgets why we ..."

Yudhishthira's Dice: "Facebook-Black Diamond-s ------ Someone's po ..."

D.C. Beltway: "Dr. T: [i]"It's always disappointing when you find ..."

North Korea and Iran: "92 So that idiot doesn't think Trump can be truste ..."

flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner: "230 205 what's the thing with Tulsi's face? Does ..."

Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters?: "Exactly. I do everything I can to avoid them, but ..."

kallisto: "re: the horrifying article about the Chinese re-ed ..."

blaster: "[i]Especially AdSense. "Someone at AoS mentioned b ..."

Ian S.: "[i]I get that Google runs a lot of the infrastruct ..."

x: "Especially AdSense. "Someone at AoS mentioned bras ..."

[/i][/b]andycanuck[/s][/u]: "#246 Bond pussy sock off. ..."

Lizzy: ">>Exactly. I do everything I can to avoid them, bu ..."

Recent Entries
Search


Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64