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January 17, 2013

Guess the Crime

There really is no other way to start this off, so take a guess. No peeking.

As he approached the yellow couch, Edwards yelled, “What are you doing?” The suspect--later identified as Streator--responded by dismounting and running away. As Streator fled, Edwards “could see that the defendant’s penis was erect.” Edwards added that Streator “had been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions.”

Streator, seen in the above mug shot, was subsequently arrested at the hotel where he works.

I bet the Yelp reviews for that place are incredible.

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