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Overnight Open Thread (1-1-2013) - A New BeginningWell the good news is that most of the stains came out but I'm guessing Ace still won't be getting all of his deposit back. But hey let's not quibble over who stabbed who or which moron/moronette broke the lamp - we're on to a new year here.
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