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January 01, 2013

New Year's Resolutions Open Thread

Here are some from Mashable.

1. New Years revolution- Stop using my cat as an excuse for a boyfriend — Laura Leigh Gedeon (@Laurallg22) December 28, 2012

2. New Year's Revolution: to stop fancying a slice of buttered bread with every meal. — Freya(@FuzzCookies) December 31, 2012

3. My New Years resolution is to never by accident walk in on my dad cleaning the shower naked ever again — lauren brady (@laurenabrady7) December 31, 2012

4. My 2013 New Year's resolution? Have less hairy nipples and more hairy armpits. — jimzwall (@jimzwall) December 31, 2012

5. My New Years resolution is to get an EZ bake oven and make weed brownies — LURK $PICE (@XANAXDREAMS) December 29, 2012

6. My New Years resolution is to just try meth once, I'm not going to end up like that guy. — Richie Holiday(@RichieHoliday) December 31, 2012

7. New Year's Resolution: Avoid employing my strikingly-decent impression of Mickey Mouse's voice when having sex — Just Andy (@LeeryLeary) December 27, 2012

8. New Years Resolution: Clean sex toys every day. — Delores Butters (@wooloolooloo9) December 31, 2012

9. So New Years resolution: never ask my drug dealer how her life has been recently unless I have an hour to spend hearing about it — Amy Wears Prada (@Sexii_AMY) December 31, 2012

10. new years resolution- don't smoke weed at school — Nick Shotorbani (@nickshotorbani) December 31, 2012


More at the link. I resolve to eat fewer carbs. I don't know. How about you guys?


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