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November 16, 2012

Overnight Open Thread 11-16-2012

So, yeah, we dropped the ball on this. CDR M should know better than to think he can actually take a vacation or something.

So on with an abbreviated ONT!

First up, it's that time of year again. Mailboxes all over the US are being stuffed with junk mail, as the USPS goes deeper into the red delivering crap like this:

So just for you, morons and moronettes, The Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog

Item #02-496059 Bourbon Cranberry Relish

Williams-Sonoma says: "Sauteed cranberries, bourbon, shallots and herb with a hint of orange. 16oz."

Price: $40

Notes from Drew: That's 40 bucks for a bowl of cranberry sauce that everyone will pass up because we all prefer the shit that costs two bucks and comes plopping out of the can in the shape of the can. The second ingredient is LEAD. For 40 bucks, you should get the bourbon on its own.


An annual favorite at the HQ - the turkey frying PSA:

Don't burn your house down next week, okay.


CDR M phoned this one in, literally: The first 40 minutes of BSG: Blood & Chrome


[Update:] There was a call for boobehs. I thought I had you people trained to go to The Hostages for that. Or those. You know what I mean.

And don't feel left out, 'ettes.


That's it. Enjoy your Friday night a-commentin', and I'll catch you fine folks in the morning.


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