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November 07, 2012

Chris Matthews: Thank You, Hurricane Sandy, For Killing 100+ People and Also Getting Obama Elected

Living well is the best revenge.

Matthews is a vicious idiot with an envenomed heart, a sad clown dancing furiously for his daily meat.

The Good News: A Hurricane swept in, killed 100, and got your imaginary boyfriend elected

The Bad News: You're still Chris Matthews

This is what I'm getting at with the Positive Thread. We do not worship at their bizarre altars.

We are better than that.

End of the day, they have a President, we have ourselves.

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