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Friday Night ONT [Ben]Well, well, well morons. Only 32 days until the general election. Have you done your part? Mitt Romney has been attending fundraisers, rallies and events every day. He spent weeks boning up for the debates. He's keeping up his end of the bargain. Are you? Per DrewM, the GOP is making a big push tomorrow for volunteers and voter contacts. Also, you'll notice the Romney/Ryan election day volunteer link in the sidebar. Find out if you can take half a day off on November 6th and volunteer. The only way we're going to win this thing is if our ground game beats their ground game. We need people at polling stations to monitor for fraud, work strike lists, give rides to elderly voters and make election day phone calls to get out the vote. When November 7th rolls around, are you going to be able to honestly say to yourself that you did everything you could to prevent a second Obama term? Oh and Mitt Romney is surging. The Balls On That Guy! Potus stopped to meet people waiting for him, where he did the requisite hand-shaking, high-fiving and the rare baby-holding before going on to chat with proprietors at Turczyk's Meats and the adjoining Larry Vilstein's, Christopher Bakery and Edward Badbuster & Son. He then asked the proprietor at Rolston Poultry how business was going. "Terrible since you got here," the man said. Pool could not get close enough to the Rolston Poultry man to get his name or political affiliation. Potus didn't appear amused by the sentiment.
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