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October 04, 2012

DNC Rapid Response: Romney Only Won Because He Was Rude And Snippy Or Some Crap

I like this ad. It's silly.

PS, Obama spoke for five more minutes than Romney.

Romney's real sin was resorting to an age-old cheap debating tactic, called "The Coherent Sentence." Obama, being a very ethical fellow, refrained from such chicanery.

More Excuses: See, Obama was maybe "too professorial," which apparently means "rambling and unable to express a coherent argument."

Meanwhile, MSNBC Senior Race Baiter Michael Eric Dyson says the problem was, essentially, racism. See, Obama was playing it safe because FoxNews called him an Angry Black Man the night before, so...


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