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July 25, 2012

To slake my pangs of libertarianism . . . [Guest Blogger]

. . . I like to check in over at Reason magazine's blog, Hit & Run once or twice a day. We all have our own pangs to slake -- some more "interesting" than others. Based on what I've seen in the comment section here at the HQ over the years, there's a whole heap of pang-slaking going on among the Moron Horde -- the vast bulk of it being of questionable legality. And that's why we need people like the good folks over at Reason; they don't judge.

Still, hedonistic tendencies aside, Hit & Run can be one of the most entertaining blogs on the web on any given day. And, yes, there are days when it can be dour and humorless, but that could be said of any blog that actively advocates an ideology. God knows I've engaged in my fair share of self-righteous navel-gazing over at my own blog. But, when the folks at Reason do lighten up, it's usually to good effect.

For example, Reason's reporting on the apparently recent nuptials of Kim Jong Un, who announced to the people of North Korea that he does indeed have a wife, and that her name is Ri Sol-ju. How long the pair have been married remains unknown.

There had been some speculation that Kim Jong Un was dating Hyon Song-wol -- a wildly popular (officially, at least) pop singer. And, to see her in photographs, she's not a bad-looking lady. But, what no doubt attracted the attention of the budding young tyrant was her patriotism and strong work ethic, which can be seen below in her smash hit music video for the song, "Excellent Horse-like Lady". Hit the jump for the video and what purports to be a partial translation of the lyrics.

"Our factory comrades say in jest,
Why they tell me I am a virgin on a stallion
After a full day's work I still have energy left
My skills are truly like lightening they say
They say I am a virgin on a stallion
Yet again today I was the first to leave for work
Apparently my name was in the paper"

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