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July 24, 2012

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Chinese police rescue a woman from a river in China. The victim was (and still is) unresponsive but is now back to work after being patched up at a local bike shop.

Almost all the David Hasselhoff cutouts used by Cumberland Farms to advertise a new coffee drink have been stolen.

Ngo said the chain will keep sending signs to stores that need them until the campaign ends in August. She wouldn't share how much they've spent on replacements.

The company will use its Facebook page to ask people to stop taking the signs. It also has a request for anyone who already has one.

"We want to know at least the Hasselhoff is safe and he's being taken care of," Ngo said.

*sigh* ...okay.

He's safe.
And he makes a mighty fine scarecrow.

Evidence of persecution and intolerance in ancient Europe.

Thanks to Slublog for that last one.
Special treat below the fold.


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