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April 04, 2012

But I Repeat Myself

Volume II

(Volume I)

All you need in order to be an Obama speechwriter is to have completed ten minutes of actual work in 2009, and be proficient with a copy machine thereafter.

What a clown. Wouldn't you alert your speechwriters if you've delivered this speech already?

But it seems likely he doesn't remember having said all this before, because he's just reading aloud and never really internalized the meaning the first time.


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