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March 10, 2012

Don't ruin your weekend. [krakatoa]

I'm warning you now not to read the link. It's going to make that vein in your forehead start to throb, which you would find morbidly ironic were you to click the link to see what I was talking about.

It's almost Spring. In a lot of places, the weather is turning for the better. Turn off the computer and go enjoy the real world for a day or two.

I read this before flying out of Sacramento, and while everyone before me got to go through the old-school metal detector, when it was my turn they closed that line and shuffled me through the cancer machine.

They then promptly closed the death-box, and everyone behind me got to go through the metal detector.

I blame the bad luck and the promise of an early and painful death on having read this article.

Save yourselves, and don't read this article.


You read it, didn't you?

I tried to warn you.

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