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Overnight Open ThreadAs Americans, we are used to achieving success in truly tough and demanding times or while attempting to strive for some unachievable feat. It started with the Revolutionary War and continues to this day with our battlefield achievements and technological advancements. But what if something went wrong and things didn't go as planned or hoped for? Doomsday Speeches: If D-Day Or The Moon Landing Had Failed. On June 5, 1944, General Dwight Eisenhower wrote down a message, carefully folded it, and placed it in his wallet. It contained a public statement in case the D-Day invasion failed. Twenty-five years later, in 1969, Richard Nixon's White House drafted a speech to use if the moon landing was unsuccessful and the astronauts were trapped on the lunar surface. This is not alternate history. This is very real history, about leaders preparing for a contingency that never transpired. More than anything, the messages reveal the fine line between triumph and disaster. Zombie Stuff Yes. That's a real AK-47 With A Working Electric Chainsaw On The End. After watching the video, I'm not sure that chainsaw is gonna be powerful enough and to be honest, I'm not sure a chainsaw is the weapon you want going against zombies anyway. You gotta get too close and you'll get messy with infected blood. Now if you are a lumberjack in a forest that has some save the tree occupiers? Yes, this could be very useful!
Oh my. This would've been an AWESOME way to open Season 2 of the Walking Dead. Frank Darabont's Epic Rejected Plan For Season 2 Opener. The opener allegedly flashbacks to the early days of the zombie apocalypse. The entire episode would have tracked a squad of Army Rangers dropping into Atlanta. They get trapped in a zombie outbreak. “All they have to do is travel maybe a dozen blocks, a simple journey, but what starts as a no-brainer scenario goes from ‘the city is being secured’ to ‘holy shit, we’ve lost control, the world is ending,’” Darabont describes in a letter to AICN. So, yeah — Black Hawk Down with zombies. Hey, a little mash up with Growing Pains music and The Walking Dead. And one last Walking Dead tidbit. It would seem that there Will Be A Season 3.
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