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January 24, 2012

Obama's Twitter Account: Hey, Tell Me About the Rockin' SOTU House Parties Y'All Are Having Tonight!

BarackObama Barack Obama Are you hosting a #SOTU2012 watch party? Get your cameras ready and send us your best pics—we can’t wait to see them. 13 minutes ago Favorite Undo Retweet Reply

BarackObama Barack Obama
If you're not headed out to a house party, you can watch the President's State of the Union live at 9pm ET here: OFA.BO/Bdr8Eg

I'm sure the 2.6 million new entrants to the ranks of poverty will be blowing balloons for ya.

And I'm sure it'll filled with fantastic moments like this, in 2010:

Socialism and Tyranny, A Terrific Combination: Kind of like a Martin and Lewis reunion. I was never happy about their previous work together, and I'm not looking forward to the new shit.

Old Dennis Miller joke about the reunification of the Germanys.

Here are some snippets leaked:

BreakingNews Excerpt from State of the Union: Keeping promise of fair economic shot for all is `defining issue of our time' - AP

TheFix "I intend to fight obstruction with action." Obama #sotu excerpt.

More:

"As long as I'm president, I will work with anyone in this chamber to build on this momentum. But I intend to fight obstruction with action, and I will oppose any effort to return to the very same policies that brought on this economic crisis in the first place.

No, we will not go back to an economy weakened by outsourcing, bad debt, and phony financial profits. Tonight, I want to speak about how we move forward, and lay out a blueprint for an economy that's built to last -- an economy built on American manufacturing, American energy, skills for American workers, and a renewal of American values."

Thanks to Miss80sBaby.


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