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![]() Good God. 10 Of The Most Evil Women That You Wouldn't Want To Meet. Known as Australia’s Hannibal, Katherine Knight was first Australian woman to be sentenced to life imprisonment without parole. Her first marriage was so violent that she even tried to strangle her husband, hard drinking David Kellett, on their wedding night. She explained it was because he fell asleep after only having intercourse three times. In her next relationship with David Saunders, Knight became so jealous that she cut the throat of his two-month-old dingo pup in front of him, in order to show him what would happen if he ever had an affair before. And although Knight’s next ‘lover’ John Charles Thomas Price was well aware of her violent reputation, he allowed her move into his house and became her next victim. The relationship ended with Knight stabbing Price to death with a butcher’s knife. Price’s autopsy revealed that he had been stabbed at least 37 times, in both the back and front of his body with many of the wounds extending into vital organs. But that’s not all. Few hours after Price had died, she skinned him and hung the skin from a meat hook on the architrave of a door to the lounge room. Then she cut off his head and put it in the soup pot, baked his buttocks, and prepared vegetables and gravy to accompany the ‘roast’. The meal and a vindictive note were set out for the children, but luckily discovered by police before they arrived home. Appliance Tips ![]() This is a pretty good guide on when you should replace appliances. Still not sure if I would replace my top loading washing machine for one of those more "efficient" front loading ones. What Appliances Are Worth Upgrading? And yes, that is Teri hostaer in the above picture and if she was on my washer and dryer, I wouldn't replace those either! A Bit Of WWII History ![]() I had never heard of this story until today. Horace Greasley, The Man Who Escaped A Nazi POW Camp Over 200 Times And Returned To Captivity After Each Escape. Why you ask? Well that dude was in love with a local girl and was escaping to get some lovin' and then he would sneak back into his camp and act like nothing happened. He did this for 5 years! Wow. Ads From Back In The Day ![]() You wouldn't be able to air these ads today. No way. Top 48 Ads That Would Never Be Allowed Today. Saturday Evening JDAM Bar People ![]() This is a pretty good list. People You See At The Bar. Oh I hated the Dancing Queen types. I'm sure we can come up with some more types that we can't stand at the bar. Like the cock blocker.
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