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January 07, 2012

Overnight Open Thread

Evening y'all. Any of you morons living in Kansas City, Missouri have a pretty cool opportunity to own a piece of history. Bonnie And Clyde's Winchester Model 1897 And Thompson Up For Auction. If you had to choose only one, which one would you bid on? I think I'd go for the Thompson.

In April of 1933, the Joplin, Missouri police raided Bonnie and Clyde's property and taken a small cache of weapons ammo, and other stuff into custody. Part of that cache was one Thompson submachine gun and one Winchester Model 1897. These are those guns.

Daniel Craig

Ok, a little beefcake for the 'ettes. I know mpfs is probably already getting the vapors! Well, it would seem Daniel Craig Loves His Weiner And Third Nipple. Third nipple??? Meh. I'm still waiting for the third boobeh chick to show up.

Be On The Lookout

Morons, if you see this guy as your doctor, run. Run fast, run far away. Dr. Paul Perito Blamed For Amputating Two Patients Penises After Botched Operations.

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This kitteh is kinda freaky.

Evil Women

Good God. 10 Of The Most Evil Women That You Wouldn't Want To Meet.

Known as Australia’s Hannibal, Katherine Knight was first Australian woman to be sentenced to life imprisonment without parole. Her first marriage was so violent that she even tried to strangle her husband, hard drinking David Kellett, on their wedding night. She explained it was because he fell asleep after only having intercourse three times. In her next relationship with David Saunders, Knight became so jealous that she cut the throat of his two-month-old dingo pup in front of him, in order to show him what would happen if he ever had an affair before. And although Knight’s next ‘lover’ John Charles Thomas Price was well aware of her violent reputation, he allowed her move into his house and became her next victim. The relationship ended with Knight stabbing Price to death with a butcher’s knife. Price’s autopsy revealed that he had been stabbed at least 37 times, in both the back and front of his body with many of the wounds extending into vital organs. But that’s not all. Few hours after Price had died, she skinned him and hung the skin from a meat hook on the architrave of a door to the lounge room. Then she cut off his head and put it in the soup pot, baked his buttocks, and prepared vegetables and gravy to accompany the ‘roast’. The meal and a vindictive note were set out for the children, but luckily discovered by police before they arrived home.

Appliance Tips

This is a pretty good guide on when you should replace appliances. Still not sure if I would replace my top loading washing machine for one of those more "efficient" front loading ones. What Appliances Are Worth Upgrading? And yes, that is Teri hostaer in the above picture and if she was on my washer and dryer, I wouldn't replace those either!

A Bit Of WWII History

I had never heard of this story until today. Horace Greasley, The Man Who Escaped A Nazi POW Camp Over 200 Times And Returned To Captivity After Each Escape. Why you ask? Well that dude was in love with a local girl and was escaping to get some lovin' and then he would sneak back into his camp and act like nothing happened. He did this for 5 years! Wow.

Ads From Back In The Day

You wouldn't be able to air these ads today. No way. Top 48 Ads That Would Never Be Allowed Today.

Saturday Evening JDAM

Bar People

This is a pretty good list. People You See At The Bar. Oh I hated the Dancing Queen types. I'm sure we can come up with some more types that we can't stand at the bar. Like the cock blocker.

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