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January 04, 2012

Obama's Not Satan

I tweeted that there's no way that Obama could be the Anti-Christ, because Satan wouldn't be incompetent. And could successfully pronounce the word "corpsman."

Here are some more Obama's not Satan arguments.

One guy just wrote "Satan wouldn't have claimed he'd visited all 12 circles (of hell)," which is a decent joke.

This good ad about this SCOAMF got me started.

The ridiculous pompadoured ponce of racial arson, Al Sharpton, blabbled that the GOP is in a "mad rush to its extreme white wing, so I started an Al Sharpton is Not Blacula one, too.

Blacula chomps into the necks of supple young virgins. Not goditos double-fisted two-at-a-time.

So anyway I'm dropping these jokes and I'm like, "Um, don't I have a blog where we do these jokes?" Sorry.

And since this is just a catch-all post-- you know when I kept saying lawyers would soon be involved with the Keith Olbermann Situation? (Which should be the name of his show -- The Situation with Keith Olbermann.)

Lawyers are involved in the Keith Olbermann situation.

The newsman has tapped high-powered lawyer Patricia Glaser to "determine his rights" in his five-year contract, an individual close to him told TheWrap.

Meanwhile, executives at Current TV said that relations especially those with Current CEO Joel Hyatt were at a breaking point after deteriorating over the past several months.

I hope Keith is part of our future, but its up to Keith, an executive with Current who declined to be identified told TheWrap. "Keith set us in the right direction and were on that path now and as Ive learned over the years, everybody is replaceable.


Glaser would only tell TheWrap that "the lawyers are communicating."

Keith Olbermann is also not Satan, because Satan could drive a car.


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