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December 29, 2011

Fascinating: "Alien Cathouse" To Open 15 Miles Outside Area 51; Great Place For Getting Some Arcturian P***tang

But how do you know if it's male or female? Doesn't matter if it's Arcturian (Where?)

Anyway, I don't see a future for this.

Let's be realistic: The costumes will be awful. Furthermore, they probably should be awful. Who wants to have sex with an alien Xenomorph?

Okay that one guy raising his hand nervously in the back. But for everyone else, the only possible alien you could have sex with is the Green Orion slave girl. Okay, she's green. Wowsers. All the other hookers -- I mean, "ladies of whoring" -- will just be wearing alien deedle-bopper antenna.

Or Spock-ears. Which are no different than Elf-ears. And I've already had sex with a hooker wearing elf-ears, at the Tolkein-themed Whore of the Rings bordello.

I would like to see two aliens fight in the cathouse, though. That could be sexy.


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