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Overnight Open ThreadYippee ki-yay mo' fos! Ah yes, finally someone has begun to notice the AoS HQ approved favorite Christmas Movie. The Top Ten Christmas Movies Of All Time. That's right. Die Hard is #1. 10. Charles Dickens'-A Christmas Carol OK, Christmas Vacation should be on this list. Seriously. Cubicle Christmas Light Show I so want to do this at my cubicle at work. The only problem is that since I work for the government, someone might find it offensive. Or have a seizure from the flashy lights. Germany Christmas Markets They sure do have some strange ways to celebrate Christmas in Germany. Germany's Weirdest Christmas Markets. Oh wait. Did I say strange? Based on the picture, that's not strange. That's awesome! Aptly dubbed “the horniest Christmas market in Germany“, this unorthodox Weihnachtsmarkt can be found in the St Pauli district of Hamburg and offers an array of sexy seasonal treats for the sixth year in a row. Oh God. I imagine the German ERs have to deal with a lot of splinter related injuries! Obligatory Christmas Doggeh Video
I swear to God, the folks spending money on these various alternative medicine studies are the same ones who keep sending money to that Nigerian dude that sends you an email saying you have inherited a large sum of money. Studying Alternative Medicine With Taxpayer Dollars. Thanks to a $374,000 taxpayer-funded grant, we now know that inhaling lemon and lavender scents doesn't do a lot for our ability to heal a wound. With $666,000 in federal research money, scientists examined whether distant prayer could heal AIDS. It could not.
Well, well. Brits Drunk In 76% Of Facebook Pics. Pikers. I'm sure the Moron Herd has that beat. OK, maybe not on Facebook, but probably more than 76% that post on the ONT have a drink at the ready! Bonus material: Christina Hendricks Promotes Christmas Whiskey At Photoshoot. Deforestation Run Amok Truly a troubling development. The New Full Frontal: Has Pubic Hair In America Gone Extinct? Thanks a whole lot Sex And The City. Of course, with it being the Year of the Protester, one group Time magazine didn't mention was this one. They call themselves The Muffia. They hate designer vajayjays. What's up with the armpit hair though? Of course, all this talk has me thinking of a certain Seinfeld episode.
On this day in 1944, Hitler began a counterattack that became known as The Battle Of The Bulge. This battle would become one of the bloodiest engagements in American history with over 80,000 killed, maimed or captured. It came as a total surprise when, on December 16, 1944, 30 German divisions -- a quarter of a million men strong -- roared across an 85-mile Allied front, from southern Belgium to the middle of Luxembourg. Secretly planned down to the detail by Hitler himself, the invasion was designed to split the American-British alliance, setting them to quarreling and permitting the Führer to negotiate a peace. The losses on the first day were massive; in some places, the Allies were outnumbered ten to one. Some Rare, Unseen Photos From The Battle Of The Bulge.
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