Mystery Solved: Chris Matthews' Brain Abducted By Robots

Since he was retarded before Gardasil was invented, that's the only explanation. It caused some awful hallucinations in the microscopic part they left, though.

I don't want to skip to your left on this but.... [W]hen I see automation, when I go to a CVS that used to employ a lot of people just above the poverty level, above the minimum wage. And you walk in there now, it's all machines. Now it's very convenient for the customer, it's all machines. There's a check-out machine, by the way, that talks to you and says 'Don't forget to put your CVS card in."

And by the way, I used to have about seven or eight cameramen. I don't have them anymore. It's all automated, it's all robots.

Everywhere we go is robots!

You used to go to a gas station, you'd have somebody would check your tires, check your oil. There ain't anybody there, there's nobody working at a gas station!

(video at the link)

Out here in the real world we call that progress, Chris. But if you're really that concerned, look below the fold for a sweet, sweet offer from an affiliate of Ace of Spades HQ. One day only, buddy. Just for you.

posted by Andy at 08:05 PM

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