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September 09, 2011

Brilliant Scholar And "Rara Avis" President Makes Startling New Historical Discovery: Abraham Lincoln Founded the Republican Party

Now, see, I didn't know when the Republican Party was founded, exactly. But, gun to my head, I would have guessed that it wasn't Lincoln who founded it, because I probably would have heard that before.

But Barack Obama is just making all sorts of discoveries lately.

Earlier, an extra seven or nine states, now, Lincoln's less well-known accomplishments.

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