Sponsored Content
« Senate Tables Boehner Bill, Reid Refuses To Allow A Vote On His Bill | Main | Obamaconomy [ArthurK] »
July 29, 2011

Overnight Thread- The Last Friday Before Obama Induced Doom Day On August 2nd Edition[CDR M]

Evening morons! Figured I'd start out the night with a dog and beer pic to help drown our debt limit sorrows. Let's just say, the drinking lamp is lit.

Now, what would you choose? This South Dakota Cowboy Town For $799,000 or an entire Detroit city block for a pack of Pall Mall's? I'd think I'd go with the cowboy town. That saloon would be kick ass. Perfect for a moron meetup and some high stakes poker. Plus it's NOT in a blue state.

So ChemJeff, how's the Applebees thing workin' out? Might I suggest going to Starbucks and trying this pick up line? You never know! Worst case, you end up with an extra cup of coffee just hopefully not poured over your head!

Last Meals Project
This is kind of morbid but interesting none the less. Last Meals Project. This guy has gone and looked up what prisoners had as their last meal prior to execution. What would you have for a last meal? Me? I'd have a nice, big ass steak with a baked potato (with all the fixin's including bacon) and some corn mixed with asparagus and baby carrots with a beer chaser. Two beers if they'll let me. Then some Tiramisu. Gots to have me some Tiramisu.

Meat Desserts
Speaking of food (and dessert), how about some Sweet Meat Desserts? Slice of bacon pie anyone?

How Companies Got Their Names
Ever wonder how some companies got their names? I mean, Coca-Cola is easy but how about Adidas? Here's How 50 Big Companies Got Their Names.

DiY Training Vid
OK, here is your handy, do it yourself training video. Do you know how to make a beer bong? Well, you are in luck as Mandi is here to help us out in this endeavor.

Interesting Info
I had no idea that these Units Of Measurement actually had values associated with them. Then again, I'm a guy and never read directions.

A smidgen. If you just need a smidgen of butter in a recipe, it’s only 1/32 of a teaspoon, which isn’t even worth adding the butter at all.

Fapping Electronics

Anyone know what the above picture is? Well, it would seem that it is the FDA approved Electronic Male Fapping Enhancement device or iFAP for short. What the? I think I'll stick to the five finger shuffle. No batteries or tongs. Jeez. It's like SonicCare for your schlong or somethin.

War Pron
Someone order a couple JDAMs for delivery? Here you go, tonight's War Pron:

Art Submission
This bike is pretty bad ass. The Alien Harley Motorcycle.

Random Instrumental Song
I love this song. Heard last year during the football season during a commercial for the WAC Conference. Finally figured out who did it.

Yeah, it's true. This President blows.

Tonight's musical journey involves time travel. Yeah, that's right. Back to the 80's. Good times.

Well, it seems George Lucas has finally got a trailer out for his WWII movie about the Tuskegee Airmen called Red Tails (it's been in production for like 20 years). You just know he's screwed this movie up somehow. The air combat scenes, while cool, look about as good as the show Dogfighting that was on the History Channel. Wish they could've used more shots of the real deal but we'll see. Hopefully it's historically accurate but not likely knowing Hollywood. At least it looks better than Pearl Harbor did. So far.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by:

Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maet. Otherwise send tips to Ace.

Recent Comments
Chuck Martel: "What are my pronouns? My feelings don't trump your ..."

Shame On Me: "[i]and whether you can have big walls, clear bound ..."

G'rump928(c) : "[i]"Ted Kaczynski found dead." A blast from the ..."

G'rump928(c) : "As the words that Thucydides puts in the mouths of ..."

fd: ""Ted Kaczynski found dead." A blast from the pa ..."

Ciampino - Boy, I'm in trouble already: "I am subbing for Fen: What do you call an ironi ..."

Skip : "If asked I would have guessed Ted was already in t ..."

Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me: "[i]and whether you can have big walls, clear bound ..."

Tom Servo: "Leftists do not want to herd. They want to lead. T ..."

REDACTED: "175 Ted Kaczynski found dead. https://tinyurl.c ..."

G'rump928(c) : "[i]Ted Kaczynski found dead.[/i] I am going t ..."

Shame On Me: "[i] I've always maintained the left is a collectio ..."

Recent Entries

Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64