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May 28, 2011

Did Anyone Order a WeinerGram?

Is this the recipient of one discount factory-seconds WeinerGram?

I don't know. I continue assuming, as Weiner says, that his Twitter account and his separate-company yfrog picture account were simultaneously hacked, and then someone sent this stuff to a college student in Seattle, and also, for reasons I don't get, he previously posted a helpful "that's about 5:45 in Seattle" tweet when discussing an upcoming appearance on Maddow.

I also assume that, after immediately wrestling control of these accounts from the mischievous malefactors, he deleted the offensive material, rather than preserving the evidence for the police, and the upcoming prosecution of the hackers, who he must surely wish to face the full consequences of law; I assume he did so just because he was so shocked that he wasn't thinking clearly, and in fact was so stunned by this invasion of his boner zone of privacy that he coincidentally began acting like a man caught doing something wrong.

As I say, I'm assuming all of this is legit and on the level, and that this poor man is being hacked by someone with pictures of what looks like it's probably his boner.

How these identity-thieves and boner-bandits managed this high-level COIN operation, I don't know. But Weiner says this is what happened, and he's never lied before, at least that I can tell.

So for right now, I'm just assuming that Anthony Weiner is every bit as honest in his personal life as he is in his professional life, every bit as straight and true in his personal dealings as in his political posturings.

Every. Single. Bit.

Let me give the Magic 8-Ball of Plausibility a shake:

REALLY?! REALLY!? ARE YOU SERIOUS??!!

Oh well. Sometimes the Magic 8-Ball of Plausibility has a technical glitch.

Thanks to Melissa Tweets.


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