Fantasy 2012 Senate Election Porn (Open Thread)

Be ready to fap yourself bloody.
As a disclaimer, this is not going to happen (emphasized to reassure you all I am not an idiot, just a plaid short-sporting moron). Every state that is in bright red represents a senate seat currently held by a Democrat that flips in our no-way-in-hell scenario. Imagine if 2010 was simply a mild ripple in your bath. This is the equivelant of a tsunami hitting your penthouse on the 43rd floor. (The seats in blue are, lets face it, never going to flip save for Satan himself running in them as a Dem, and even then it is 50/50).
Prepare yourself with lotion and tissues:

Oh yes. Bathe in the glory of MSPaint.

A practical application of this nut-busting hypothetical?
Democrats have to defend over twenty seats going into 2012.
Most of these are in swing states at best for them.
The Senate will fall, it is just a question of by how much. If its 4 or 5 seats, the eeyores amongst you will rightly say it will be a "majority on paper, nothing else".

If the above scenario plays out, or even close to it, then there won't be enough pudding in the universe to handle the implications.

Open Thread.

posted by CAC at 08:44 PM

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