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Overnight Open ThreadHappy Easter All! Gas Prices, Food Prices At A ‘Tipping Point’? That's what Craig Johnson, president of Customer Growth Partners, says: With gas prices now standing at about $3.90 a gallon, energy costs have now passed 6 percent of spending—a level that Johnson says is a "tipping point" for consumers.Plus you have the fact that food prices have been This year food prices have climbed 6.5 percent since the beginning of early January, according to Consumer Growth Partners.But remember that according to Ben Bernanke there is no inflation. So who's ready for a double dip? Hey, remember when gas was $2.20 a gallon and the unemployment rate was 4.4%? A Moron Gets Published An indie director in Hollywood asked me to write a screenplay based on her story idea about the diary of Countess Elizabeth Bathory. She excerpted the highlights of the screenplay and turned it into a stage play that's finishing its short run at an underground theater in North Hollywood. A reviewer wrote, "Horror fans should find a lot to like in Bathory - murder, blood-bathing, lesbians and torture - all in less than 60 minutes." The Statist Solution To Everything How Not To Be The 'Ugly American' Overseas A common criticism of Americans is that we only speak English and are culturally ignorant. This stereotype is definitely a hard one to break, but it can be broken. The first step is a simple one: study. * Actually a majority of Europeans don't think much of Americans: Asked to rate US impact on the issue most important to them, views are even more negative. On average, 61 percent have a negative view, with just 29 percent positive. Indeed, majorities in all countries except one have majorities holding a negative view. The one exception is Poland, which is divided – 44 percent negative, 41 percent positive.But maybe they should be worried about the Ugly European stereotype: Americans have much less pronounced views of Europeans. They give them modestly high ratings in a number of positive traits including being open, collaborative, sensible and respectful. They also give Europeans low ratings in being aggressive, selfish, and vulgar. 5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit There are some signs that cursive is on the way out. Ten percent of schools have stopped teaching it, which actually makes cursive even more inefficient, as 10 percent of kids now won't be able to read what everybody else is scribbling about. Back When The Brits Had a Stiff Upper Lip A ball moved by enemy action may be replaced. or if lost or destroyed, a ball may be dropped not nearer the hole without penalty. How You Advertise to Women Versus Men Young Men Watch Two Hours of Pr0n Online Each Week Moronettes: What Are 'Ninkles' And Do You Have Them? So, what do you do to tame those “ninkles”? Diet? Knee exercises? “Ninkle” cream? Unfortunately, there’s not much you can do, unless you plan to get a knee lift. British Vogue editor, Emily Sheffield, recommends a mid-length skirt with a little bit of stretch “so you can actually walk” to conceal the problem. Thank you. Noted. Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings Top 10 sockpuppeteers: The group. Yeah. Tonight's post brought to you by 1990: Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace. | Recent Comments
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