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October 29, 2010

Marco Rubio: You Did See The New Rasmussen Poll, Right?
Ace: ...
Marco Rubio: What?
Ace: ...
Marco Rubio: I Can't Hear You
Ace: Phuh. Can You Give Me One Second of Quality Time With My Ball-Gag, Dude?!

Rasmussen has Rubio at the Big Five-Oh:

Rubio: 50

Crist: 30

Meek: 16


As Wesley W. Wolf, 1932 champion Olympic javelin-thrower, observed, "Gentlemen, let's not start chucking each other's sticks just yet."

That said-- here's Nigella Lawson in a clingy dress making pudding.


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