Ace: This New Poll Showing Jim Oberstar In Trouble Makes Me Horny For Chip Cravat Cravaat Marco Rubio
Marco Rubio: Really, Dude? Just Because His Name Is Hard To Spell? Google It and Leave Me Alone
Ace: Fine

At Hot Air.

Congressman Jim Oberstar is obviously a well-known and popular figure in the 8th Congressional district, having held the seat since 1974. However, this survey indicates that this year, voters are ready to make a change. More voters prefer a new person (48%) than think Oberstar deserves re-election (40%). This sentiment is more pronounced among the voters who are up-for-grabs in November. Independents prefer a new person by 49%-35%, and among those who are undecided in the Congressional race want a new person by 50%-19%.

Further, when voters are informed that Oberstar is 76 years old and has worked in Congress for nearly 50 years as a Representative and a staffer, the preference for a new person climbs to 52%.

Cravaack -- or as I call him, Johnny Heartbreaker -- is behind by just three, well within the MOE, 45-42, and Olberstarr is obviously a dead man's walk from 50%.

He's a Navy pilot instructor. He writes me hot love letters like this:

Dear Patriots,

I am not a politician. My entrance into this race, if nothing else, was unexpected. After retiring from the Navy and as a commercial airline pilot, I planned to spend my time with my wife and two young sons. Running for Congress was the last thing on my mind.

Then I watched Congress ignore and abandon the Constitution. Unemployment continued to rise as Congress is adding billions of dollars to the national debt that will become the burden of future generations. I knew it was time for me to stand up, and now I ask you to do so with me.

The consequences of inaction are clear: if our country continues on its current path, we will not be giving our children and grandchildren the same freedoms, the same opportunities, or the same country that our parents and grandparents gave us. The choice before us is not what kind of America we will have in the next two, or even four, years, but what kind of America we will have in the next forty.

It is with great humility that I ask for the opportunity to earn your trust, confidence, and support. Now is time to call on all of our friends to join us. Whether we are Republican, Independent or Democrat we must take back Congress from entrenched Washington politicians, take back our country, and return to Constitutional principles so that our children and grandchildren can also grow up in the freest and most prosperous nation in history. Together, we will.

I have served our country in the United States Navy and now I am ready to serve you in the United States Congress.

Sincerely,

Captain Chip Cravaack
USNR - Retired

Read between the lines. You could cut the sexual tension with a knife. Like this one. It talks to me, and tells me who's a Sinner. Its name is "Cuttie."

posted by Ace at 02:41 PM

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