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August 26, 2010
Ace: This New Rasmussen Poll Makes Me Want to Dress Up Like Jame Gumb And Put Marco Rubio In My Victim-Hole
Marco Rubio: I'm Calling The Police
Ace: There You Go With Those Mixed Signals Again
Ten points. 40 Rubio 30 Crist 21 Meek.
Here's Rubio's acceptance speech, which has two main themes:
1. If you want real change, vote for me.
2. I want to be Ace's sex-zombie in love-hell.
Both of these are winning messages, especially the last one, and it's about time a politician had the guts to subliminally telepath it to me.