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August 23, 2010

Oh Wonderful: Levi Johnston Is Now Soliciting Donations

Yeah, I see a lot of this in his future: Soliciting donations at truck stops, highway rest-area bathrooms.

For now, though, all you get for your donation is the chance to support his nascent political career. Not even a handie!!!

In the documents, filed on Friday with the Alaska Public Offices Commission, Johnston states that he intends to run for a position in the City of Wasilla.

Levi doesn't specify which position he's running for ... but he's previously stated that he wants to become the next mayor ...a position once held by his baby mama's mama Sarah Palin.

By filing the document -- Levi is permitted to officially begin his campaign ... which means dude can legally accept campaign contributions.

This kid's testing the limits of his 15-minute limit like I test that inhuman 11:00 check out at hotels. No por favor! Occupado! Later-o! I'll give you eleven dollars and a coupon for Quizno's if you let me just sleep until a civilized hour like 2pm!

Andrew Sullivan just emailed me to ask if donations must be in currency.

Thanks to JackStraw.

No, But Seriously: 11am guys? Really? On a Saturday or Sunday?

Seriously? You have the next rush of clients coming in at the crack of one, huh?



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