Man Arrested For Being Awesome

They should be giving him a medal, not an indecent exposure citation.

According to the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department, 61-year-old Eddie M. Campbell from Belle was caught at Booker T. Washington Memorial Park in Malden with his shirt off and his pants around his ankles.

Deputies say Campbell was sitting on a park bench with an armless mannequin on his lap, holding it with one hand -- pleasuring himself with the other.

When the deputy identified himself, Campbell stopped, pushed the mannequin off him and pulled his pants up.

All of this happened in a residential area and close to a church, according to Deputies.

Brett Favre's Crocs: I guess I should link this too (NSFW headline).

Sterger said that Favre first began to call her early in the season and leave strange, friendly messages on her voicemail. She played me one of these voicemails over the phone. It was Brett turning on the Mississippi simpleton charm on his way to practice giving Jenn a friendly good ol' boy hello to a pretty lady. It was odd, but nothing incriminating. Then the phone calls from Brett started to turn weird.

Sterger claimed she spurned Favre's advances because he was married, but also because she was working for the Jets at the time she didn't think it was the best idea to start a torrid affair with the team's highest profile player (the Jets have not responded to a question about any knowledge of the Favre/Sterger saga at this time). Plus, if she went forward with how aggressive he was and how skeeved out she was to some of her superiors, she suspected she might lose her job. The interactions were flirty and strange but she didn't think there wasn't anything that made her too uncomfortable. But then, one night, Sterger received a picture on her phone which was so shocking that she just tossed it across the room. It was his dick. Brett Favre's dick. And it happened multiple times.

I didn't link this before because Sterger was noted as a bit of a fame-seeker who'd gotten her job based on her boobage. I'm inclined to believe her, but there's no evidence for any of this.

She refused to make the voicemails and photos available to Deadspin. In fact, she doesn't seem to have even given them the go-ahead to write this up while citing her.

So, it's... kind of irresponsible.

Still, it is sort of funny, and people are posting as "Brett Favre's Crocs" so I guess the word is out anyway.

posted by Ace at 10:19 AM

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