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August 05, 2010

Pat Caddell: American Badass

It's not exactly "Cool Facts" per se but it's sort of the same idea. It's a lot of Pat Caddell quotes and tactics and sex-secrets.

So far:

396 It's time to start nominating candidates, holding elections, then disemboweling the losers.

Posted by: Pat Caddell at August 05, 2010 11:00 PM (xO+6C)


398 Reason is for the weak.

Posted by: Pat Caddell at August 05, 2010 11:02 PM (xO+6C)


400 You don't talk to Pat Caddell, you listen to him, man.

Posted by: toby928 at August 05, 2010 11:04 PM (8/oOq)


401 Pat Caddell told me there could be an entire, tiny universe in my thumbnail.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at August 05, 2010 11:06 PM (Wh0W+)


402 Pat Caddell believes in 3 things : murder, revolution and Basil Marceaux.

Posted by: Pat Caddell at August 05, 2010 11:08 PM (xO+6C)


403 And rape. Sweet, sexy rape.

Posted by: Pat Caddell at August 05, 2010 11:10 PM (xO+6C)


406 400 Toby,

Pat has given his forecast for the mules this fall...."future is cloudy with a 99% chance of pain"
Posted by: sven10077 at August 05, 2010 11:13 PM (kq1lG)


408 Did Caddell mention that John has a long mustache?

Posted by: gebrauchshund at August 05, 2010 10:55 PM (ADeN1)


412 I killed six German sons-a-bitches armed with only a knife and my teeth.

1992. World Cup Semi-Finals.

Google it, bitch. Made all the papers.

Posted by: Pat Caddell at August 05, 2010 11:26 PM (KUUXH)


413 There are two kinds of men in the world: Men with guns, and men who get down on their knees and suck me off.

Do you have a gun?


Me neither. Whew! I guess we're both safe!

Nah I'm just fucking with you. I *do* have a gun. Now suck my dick.

Posted by: Pat Caddell at August 05, 2010 11:31 PM (KUUXH)


414 I came to be interviewed, kick ass, and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Posted by: Pat Caddell at August 05, 2010 11:32 PM (HtIec)


417 I've only got two speeds: Full-Tilt and Balls-Out.

Balls-Out is ten percent faster. But they're both fuckin' fast.

Posted by: Pat Caddell at August 05, 2010 11:35 PM (KUUXH)


My goatee is bloodied, the revolution has started!

Posted by: Pat Caddell's bloody nose at August 05, 2010 11:35 PM (IRwVS)


419 When Pat Caddell makes love to a woman, Pat Caddell wants her to know she's been with a *man.* That she's been dominated. That she's been made a whore.

That's what every woman secretly wants.

That, and shoes. Shoes I don't have.

But the other thing? *Covered.*

Posted by: Pat Caddell at August 05, 2010 11:38 PM (KUUXH)

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