Overnight Open Thread - Infamous Thread Edition

It was one year ago on a night just like tonight that the infamous Memorial Day ONT happened. It shocked even veteran moron-types, brought down anger and pinch-faced scoldery from on high, and damn near got the ONT canceled.

So in memory of that episode, for tonight only the usual ONT rules are partially suspended. So curse all you want and empty out that disgusting potty mouth of yours.

In fact let's make a new rule for tonight - everyone must curse at least once in their comments. Failure will be punished by mockery until the next poor bastard/bastardess screws up. It's not a flame war though, so think love - not war. Oh and Vegas rules also apply - what happens on tonight's ONT, stays on tonight's ONT. Tomorrow Pixy will don his HazMat suit and dispose of it properly. And afterwards let us never speak of it again.

* Okay actually most of the usual blog rules do apply - no racial bullshit, Penthouse Letters shit, and no goddamn harassment of the moronettes.

Has Al Gore Given Up On Global Warming?
Well you sure don't see him talking about much any more and he's just bought a $9 million dollar dacha mansion in Montecito, CA with 9 bathrooms and the carbon footprint greater than some cities. And his business partners (and maybe Al himself) seem to be all cashing out of the Chicago Climate Exchange (CCX). The smart money always gets out before the crash, so I guess this means the global warmening bubble is about to implode.

Bazooka vs Snake
For when you absolutely positively have to make sure it's dead. And you don't mind losing your cleaning deposit. Or are just in a bad 80's movie.

Lost as Recapped by Kittehs
So you're now completely caught up in time for the finale.
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Incredible Ear Wax Removal Video
It's both disgusting yet strangely satisfying to watch it being taken out. And how in the world was that lady able to hear anything at all with a pound of wax in her head?
Also did you know that there two kinds of ear wax in the world - wet and dry. Dry is most common in Asia, but the video shows an example of 'wet' wax.

Heartbreak: Australia To Start Searching Air Travelers' Laptops For Porn
So I guess Australia is no longer a moron kind of place. Also cue the that's not porn, this *is* a porn jokes.

10 Farts Caught On Live TV
Okay the Hillary one is fake, but some of the others are classics and the run-by farting seems almost too good to be true. And here's a shart that actually happened on TV.

The Sad Reality Behind Ronald McDonald
It's hard being a clown. Then came the fame and fortune. And underage girls. And boys.

Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings
Some new monikers appear....
Top 10 commenters:
1 [712 comments] 'Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus)' [99.94 posts/day]
2 [609 comments] 'FUBAR'
3 [460 comments] 'logprof'
4 [434 comments] 'wherestherum'
5 [429 comments] 'The War Between the Undead States'
6 [396 comments] 'Bomber'
7 [395 comments] 'curious'
8 [345 comments] 'Delta Smelt'
9 [338 comments] 'kbdabear'
10 [320 comments] 'Blazer'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [122 names] 'kbdabear' [17.12 unique names/day]
2 [95 names] 'conscious, but incoherent'
3 [89 names] 'Delta Smelt'
4 [78 names] 'Blazer'
5 [59 names] 'FUBAR'
6 [56 names] 'andycanuck'
7 [52 names] 'logprof'
8 [51 names] 'Mallamutt'
9 [50 names] 'Al Bundy's conscience'
10 [48 names] 'SantaRosaStan'

The group. Yeah.

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posted by Maetenloch at 09:40 PM

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